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“I just brownie’d all over myself” -Eric

Highest Natural Dice Roll Result: Jake. 41 rolled to hack a tank computer.

  • After making an awesome shot against a enemy’s weapon, John’s character spent the better part of the session spazzing out about it from his sniper’s perch via comms while the rest of the team dealt with cleanup. “THAT SHOT WAS EPIC!”, etc. Finally, John stealthily sent a text message to the group that read, “OMFG did u guys see that fuckin shot! Seriously maximum pwnage!”

  • Jake: “He’s asian-slash-spanish. He’s Spanasian.”
    Bob: “So, he speaks ‘Spandarin’?”

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